Looks That Kill
Hot chicks are as vital an ingredient in horror films as fresh shellfish are to a classic bouillabaisse. Today, Jennifer’s Body opens across the country starring Angelina Jolie-lite (just as hot, but not quite the mental whiz), aka Caitlin Darcy. The central plot of the film is about a girl who is possessed by a demon and goes around eating boys. We can relate. Here’s hoping at least one of Darcy’s victims gets the chance to reciprocate before his demise. There are rumblings that Darcy may (or may not) be naked in the rumored lesbian scene, but you can bet a Costco skid of Kleenex that every 14-year-old boy with $10 and the guile to sneak into an R-rated flick is looking forward to finding out.
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